A dutch oven in long-term storage is bad for the soul. — Blaine Nay
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. — James Beard
Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten. — Eddie Murphy
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. — Dave Barry
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. — Fran Lebowitz
Gluttony is not a secret vice. — Orson Welles
If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? — Unknown
I have always enjoyed a strict vegetarian diet. I eat vegitarians. — Blaine Nay
I just hate health food. — Julia Child
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. — Jose Simon
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead. — Woody Allen
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. — Unknown
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. — Doug Larson
My favorite animal is steak. — Fran Lebowitz
Never eat more than you can lift. — Miss Piggy
Never trust a skinny cook. — Author Unknown
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. — Voltaire
Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food. — George Bernard Shaw
Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer. Let it simmer. Meanwhile, broil a good steak. Eat the steak. Let the chili simmer. Ignore it. — Allan Shivers
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. — Calvin Trillin
There is no sincerer love than the love of food. — George Bernard Shaw
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. — Jackie Gleason
To safeguard one's health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness, indeed. — La Rochefoucauld
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. — Fran Lebowitz
We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are. — Adelle Davis
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